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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ramblings

12:00 PM |

Too long to be Random Thoughts...

So...there was a bug in my closet on a hanger and (since I'm scared to kill bugs that are at eye level) I decided to ignore it and hope it goes away. Now that it has gone away I'm scared to discover where it ended up.

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I hate gnats.

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Artists should stop re-releasing albums with more tracks. Your loyal fans went out to help you achieve week 1 records and now we get only half an album?!? Stop that.

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Every day I walk past a trunk full of clothes, two laundry baskets full of clean clothes, a hamper full of dirty clothes that need to be taken down to the washer and dryer full of more clean clothes, to stand in a closet full of clothes and say "I have nothing to wear".

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Why when I pass those Canadian geese on a sidewalk, I hold my head down and don't make eye contact like I'm passing a big dog. Those damn things are scary. And like my height.

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I saw two birds in an argument on the ground today. I had to stop my car to see who would win. They looked like they were saying:
"You feeling froggy sucka then jump"
"You wanna start something with me?"
"Yea I'm calling you out...start somethin"
"Nah, dude I'm cool"
"Oh now you're cool? Gettoutta here with that"
Losing bird finally flies off.




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