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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Not A Good Look

1:00 PM |

Man giggles...

So you guys should know by now that I'm not a fan of men that display too many female characteristics (not the superficial stuff like man-scaping...but more like the cattiness, the bitterness, the whining, the unexplainable, highly unnecessary emotional outbursts coupled with excessive crying). But another thing that is just tragic is man giggles.

First and foremost we all know that anytime you have a gaggle of guys clustered together cackling away, there is a 95-98% chance that the source of the hilarity is highly inappropriate. (We know how you guys like to yuck it up to fart jokes and nut punches - remember all those men laughing as they taped their boys reaction to watching 2 girls, 1 cup - yea...**shudder**). So the turn off factor is there a bit already. You just cannot add to your 'not-smashable rating' by sounding like 13 year old girls.

Man laughter is great. (A lot of men laughing is a bit suspect). But man giggles... like literal giggles... is not cute. You can laugh loud, under your breath, chuckle, laugh normally, ki-ki-ki in a corner somewhere, that's fine. But it should not sound like I'm listening to a bunch of tween-age girls looking through Cosmo Girl Magazine squealing over Orlando Bloom or something. I mean really, it's just not a good look.